Friday, February 14, 2014

A Shakesperean Argument

My almost 19 brother is in college now so I don't get to talk to him that much. Every so often we text each other and I have to say that our conversations are the bomb-diggity. This is my favorite one (by the way, this is right after he performed in a talent show):

My bro: Just wait till the next show... I've got a real good mash up in the works.

Me: Play Royals, por favor!

Bro: I would but Royals sounds like poop when you play acoustic.

Me: Then Love Club! Or Buzzcut Season!

Bro: I don't know either if those songs, but Home maybe a possibility.

Me: Look 'em up!

Bro: No.

Me: Do it. I command thee.

Bro: Ha! I scoff at thee, you wretched woman. For thou hast hast no power over me. Now be gone with you foul beast.

Me: Never! I put a curse on both your houses!

Bro: Oh how foolish you are wench, I have but one house!

Me: Though clouted scurvy- valiant haggard.

Bro: I bite my thumb at thee. (Shakespearean middle finger)

Me: I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Bro: (I'd line to remind you that my brother is almost nineteen at this point) Well you are a big poopy head.

Me: If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Bro: Stop cheating!

Me: I'm not cheating! I'm just smart!

Bro: You're poop.

Me: Heehee



I would like to say, though, that I really do love my brother.  I couldn't ask for anyone greater than him.  I am really going to miss him when he goes on a mission in Bahia Blanca, Argentina for two years.  I am going to miss his texts and our arguments.  I am going to miss him one upping me everyday by just living because he really knows how to live.  And if h ever reads this, I would like to say I love you! and I am really happy you are my older brother. And I also can't wait for our next awkward hug!!!!! (My Physics teacher says that if you put more than four exclamation points, you are technically insane!!!!!< If you cannot count that is five exclamation points :D). If you have an older sibling turn to them now and tell them how much you care about them! I know it is hard to get along with them but it is always great to try!

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