My bro: Just wait till the next show... I've got a real good mash up in the works.
Me: Play Royals, por favor!
Bro: I would but Royals sounds like poop when you play acoustic.
Me: Then Love Club! Or Buzzcut Season!
Bro: I don't know either if those songs, but Home maybe a possibility.
Me: Look 'em up!
Bro: No.
Me: Do it. I command thee.
Bro: Ha! I scoff at thee, you wretched woman. For thou hast hast no power over me. Now be gone with you foul beast.
Me: Never! I put a curse on both your houses!
Bro: Oh how foolish you are wench, I have but one house!
Me: Though clouted scurvy- valiant haggard.
Bro: I bite my thumb at thee. (Shakespearean middle finger)
Me: I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
Bro: (I'd line to remind you that my brother is almost nineteen at this point) Well you are a big poopy head.
Me: If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
Bro: Stop cheating!
Me: I'm not cheating! I'm just smart!
Bro: You're poop.
Me: Heehee
I would like to say, though, that I really do love my brother. I couldn't ask for anyone greater than him. I am really going to miss him when he goes on a mission in Bahia Blanca, Argentina for two years. I am going to miss his texts and our arguments. I am going to miss him one upping me everyday by just living because he really knows how to live. And if h ever reads this, I would like to say I love you! and I am really happy you are my older brother. And I also can't wait for our next awkward hug!!!!! (My Physics teacher says that if you put more than four exclamation points, you are technically insane!!!!!< If you cannot count that is five exclamation points :D). If you have an older sibling turn to them now and tell them how much you care about them! I know it is hard to get along with them but it is always great to try!
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